The Journey of One Extraordinary Middle Child and his 2 Siblings

Ryder is my middle child. He is 6 years old. Ryder loves being silly. He loves chocolate. He celebrates his individuality.
I hope you enjoy his view of the world as much as I do.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Questions of the Week

Here are just a few of Ryder's questions from the last few days:


  • You can't take weapons to church, can you Mommy?  Not even hand guns?
  • Can Paigey marry Daddy?
  • Can I have chips and cereal for lunch?
  • Can I wear my green soft sweater under my basketball shirt with no sleeves with flip flops and shorts?
  • Can you marry your mom?  (There was a whole line of marriage questions.  Lucky me.)
  • Will the police make sure that bad guy who set off bombs stays in jail forever?
  • Why did you wash my cologne?  You need to check my pockets!  
  • Do you still need these keys?  Can I have them?
  • Why do you look dressed-up today, Mommy?
  • Fruit snacks are just like eating real fruit, right Mommy?
  • Boys can wear nail polish on just one nail and girls can wear it on all their nails, right Mommy?
  • Can I have a bow tie?  I only have a regular tie.
  • Can I just have one more piece of candy?  (Repeat 400 times.)
  • Can Daddy get green, skinny jeans like mine?
  • Does Daddy have a girlfriend?

What will next week hold?
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  1. At Home with the HammondsMay 12, 2013 at 7:51 AM

    Love this!! Some of those questions sound sooo familiar;) Too cute and funny.

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