Saturday Dialogue

The family stayed close to home for most of the day today.  There were lots of little things on our "to do" lists around the house, so we checked off a few.
If you were a fly on our wall, here's a bit of what you might have heard:

• Pick up the play room if you want to go swimming.  (Repeated eight times.)
• Can you make sausage?  Can you make eggs?  Can you make toast?  Can you make cimanon rolls?
• S@%+!  @#$*!  (Luke, under his breath, installing a new screen door.)
• What's in Leah's mouth?  Why is Leah crying?
• You can't wear socks with flip flops.  You can't wear socks to the pool.
• Can I wear my Nike Rockout shirt to swim?
• Can I wear Prep and Landing goggles as swimming goggles?
• Gran's twin brother is Aunt Polly.  They look the same.
• Parker!  Wait!  You forgot shorts!  Go back up stairs and put some shorts on!  (Parker giggles.)
• Dadadadadada
• Why do we always have to brush our teeth?
• Watch this cool magic trick!
• Can you clean the carrots off the ceiling?
• I know what artichokes are.  I saw them in Bugs Bunny.
• The guy at the pizza place thought I was the REAL Wolverine!  (Ryder picked up pizza with me in full Wolverine costume.)
• Don't show your weenie at the table.  If you aren't changing clothes or going to the bathroom, just don't show your weenie.
• You can't have any more chocolate.
• God bless all our family.
• I love you.  I love you.  I love you.  I love you.  I love you.

Just your average Saturday.

****There may be some things that I also said, that fall under the "complaining or griping" category.  But this is my blog, and therefore I can edit as I choose.  This is how I remember the day.  :)