The Rules

The following are ACTUAL rules in our home.  These are phrases I never intended to say, let alone put into law.  The majority were created for my darling, Ryder.

• No talking about poop or toots at the table.
• Do not go up or down the stairs with a mask, sleeping bag, or anything else over your head.
• You may not pretend you are a cat when you drink your milk.
• No peeing on your brother - ever.  Even in the shower.                                                                                You may be noticing a gross, body function theme here.
• You may not head butt your sister, even if you are being "gentle."
• You must wear clothes if you are going to wrestle.
• No weapons at church.  
• No weapons at the table.
• Don't eat peanut butter with your fingers.